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solana // memecoin // unaudited and proud

POPTROLL

what if popcat and troll had a baby
and that baby was completely worthless?

how to ape →

not financial advice. not advice in general. probably a mistake.

POPTROLL pfp
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0holders (cope)
∞delusion
0utility
0% memecoin

tokenomics*

*we made these up. they're not real. nothing is real.

100%
supply
"wow innovative"
0%
tax
we're not greedy. we're stupid.
LP
burned
like our portfolios
🐸
contract renounced
no devs, no problems, no exit liquidity

roadmap†

†"roadmap" is a strong word. think of it more as a wishlist.

PHASE 1
  • launch
  • tell mom
  • refresh chart 400 times
PHASE 2
  • get listed on coingecko
  • get rugged by coingecko (jk)
  • billboard in times square (in minecraft)
PHASE 3
  • flip $TROLL
  • flip popcat
  • flip dogecoin
  • flip a real estate property
PHASE ∞
  • ???
  • profit
  • retire on a yacht next to the popcat

how to ape

a step by step guide for the financially unwell

  1. 01

    get a wallet

    download Phantom. yes it's free. no it won't store your dignity.

  2. 02

    get some SOL

    buy SOL from any exchange. send it to phantom. ignore the part where you should DCA.

  3. 03

    swap for $POPTROLL

    head to Jupiter or Raydium. paste the contract. swap. close the tab. don't look for 6 months.

  4. 04

    ???

    this step is intentionally blank. you'll know what to do.

contract address: ADVAviLMaZXLVjxYDHNd3VcV68EE8HUbo9FowLPbpump

join the cult

one link. one cult. zero exit liquidity.